Super Model Project: Pan-Seared Scallops

Chrissy Teigan dragged this recipe off straight off of a Sports Illustrated  photo shoot. She told me herself. Spearfishing for scallops in designer swimwear is tough, but it sure does burn calories – which comes in real handy as this recipe features both butter AND oil. Lucky arteries. Actually, it was really delicious and stupidly…

Sweet and Salty Coconut Rice

It’s that moment, that recipe you’ve all been waiting for…the one that is going to put your ass on the cover of SI’s swimsuit issue. I present to you, Ms. Teigan’s Sweet and Salty Coconut Rice. This recipe has wowed even the haterest of coconut haters. Stir fries have come near and far for the perfect balance of…

Final Round & Closing Ceremony

Glad this project is over since I already won gold on day one. Taste:  2/10, Ryan Lochte peed on it Spread ability:  2/10, it’s a solid Texture:  2/10, exfoliant grit Great news! Just buy yourself some vanilla almond butter and make your taste buds happy. If you’re into deep facial exfoliation, try the others.

Round 2…

Today on deck:  honey almond butter. Taste: 5/10, thick and not nearly as sweet as the last version. Spread ability:  5/10, more oily Texture:  6/10, less grit than a facial expholiant

The Best Way to Cheat

Your Friday night side chick (or f*@k boy) is now a fake pizza. It’s like your main pizza, but offers you things he can’t..like…multiples…err multiple servings of vegetables and very few carbs. Maybe there could be a serious relationship here after all? I make this dish A LOT. And every time I make it, I…

Spicy Poke Bowls

One of the Chap’s recent hobbies includes doing different tasks around the house while saying that we need more fish in our diet. In an effort to curtail this oddly timed mantra, and coupled with my love of all things raw tuna, I thought I’d try my hand at Poke Bowls this week. I found this…

Shrimpy Salad, Giant Flavor

My quest is to eat healthy(ish) during the work week so that I can bake desserts on the weekend. My latest, quick week night dinner is this spicy shrimp salad. Prep a salad base. I used spinach, English cucumber, scallions, and avocado. Dress with salt, pepper, and olive oil….or try a ginger sesame something from…