Jalapeño Popper Eggs

Pop this in your mouth! Just your mouth. Only your mouth. Don’t touch your eyes, nose, open cuts, or netherlands for days after prepping this. I won’t share which combination of mistakes I made with this…. I do not know what on earth happened, but I purchases either the hottest batch of jalapenos or perhaps,…

Super Model Project: Creamy Parmesan Skillet Eggs

I hate to say, “finally, I made it back from Charleston,” but finally, I made it back from Charleston. That city is so charming and full of so many insane food options, that you just can’t help but to indulge. I’m looking forward to getting back into the swing of healthy, low carb eating, that…

Mayhem Breakfast Pizza

The best Sundays in the world are grabbing a coffee and the NY Times, throwing on some jazz, and cooking a savory breakfast while the person who gives you butterflies curls up on the couch to start their day and trade fantasy football players. Brunch should be served with champagne and then you are going…

Eggs in HELLLLLLL

Eggs in Hell. Because it’s Valentine’s Day and maybe you’re jaded? Or maybe you’re just into easy and healthy like I have as of late. Promise me that you’ll be casually lounging in bed and your partner will ask, “hey what’s for breakfast?” You’ll answer, Eggs in HELLLLLLLLLL. Make sure to drag out the Hell,…

Eggs > Toads

Not sure why the toad of toad in the hole is called a toad so I’ll call my new dish what it is…egg in a pit. It’s not eloquent, but it’s not a lie like that lying toad in his fabricated hole. Come to think of it, do toads even hang out in holes? Maybe…