Your Ass is Sea Bass

Let me start by saying that I’m well aware that my iPhone food photography skills are pretty shitty. And that my kitchen lighting is extremely shitty. (Is that a finger or a root vegetable?  I often wonder while chopping away). I would usually be embarrassed to share a photo so bad. Hell, I’d probably do…

Carrot Patch

Easter is coming!!!!!! Which means I’d like to talk to you about…carrots. I’m not big into carrots. The veg, roasted are way too sweet, in hummus are boring, and I don’t think cakes and cookies should contain vegetables. I’d leave carrots to the bunnies until I found this recipe! Courtesy of the chap, home chef…

An Evening's Entertainment

Last week, my bestest of friends asked me if I’d like an impromtu visit?  I really don’t know why she even felt the need to ask. I told her to let me know when to pick her up from the airport, didn’t wait for an answer, proceeded to call her on repeat the way you…