Big Pimpin’, Spreadin’ Cheese

I’m gonna say it’s a safe bet that by the time Santa gets to your house, he is going to be really over some cookies. He’s going to want salt, and protein, and probably a big glass of red to even him out. Why not make him a cheeseboard instead? Or if he does take…

Big Pimpin’

Last week I was in Miami catching up with my favourites and eating at tremendous restaurants every night. It was exhausting and wonderful and now I’m bankrupt. This week, I ate perfectly, cut out dairy, and didn’t have a sip of booze. I feel uh-freaking-mazing. Naturally, that streak has to broken.  So, last night I…

Dreaming of a White Carbohydrate – Pommes Aligot

A full week of work and healthy eating under my belt makes me very happy to see the weekend. I’m cutting carbs and dairy from the diet which is so boring and makes me scarily observant as to just how much of my diet had been comprised of such, especially over the last month or…

How to Get Caftan Ready for Summer

Setting: Lying in bed this weekend Beau: “Would you trade me in for a giant hunk of gouda if you had the chance?” Me:    “Would it be shaped like you? You know have your mass, rib circumference, and all of that?” Beau:  “Yes.” Me:     “Definitely. I’d take the gouda. And I’d eat…

Weekend Recap

I missed my best friend, and I ate some cheese (okay, much cheese), but I also did other stuff. Friday was the day of my long-awaited Foals concert! Pre-concert, I was practicing some dance moves and in a uber-cool, highly-skilled run, jump, spin move, I fell and ruined the knee of the most perfect new…