Great news! I’m eating all the almond butter so you don’t have to! These little Justin’s packets have been on massive sale lately so I bought them all as a trial for the $12.99 commitment that I’m considering for a full jar. The first specimen was…

Justin’s Vanilla Almond Butter….

Taste: 10, OMG! Tongue is delighted!

Spread ability: 3, thick af

Texture: 4, a bit gritty like an exfoliator

Total Score: 17/30

Spread that butter! No, wait…you can’t.